If you grew up in Scotland in the 80s/90s the chances were you will have heard these four words on the TV, over and over and over again. An earworm of a phrase from a Scottish TV advert that haunted many a childhood.

This design is printed using a high-quality industrial vinyl heat seal procedure, onto brushed cotton t-shirts.

SIZE GUIDE MENS:      Small        Medium        Large        XL         XXL

Chest (to fit)                   34/36          38/40           42/44      46/48      50/52

SIZE GUIDE FEMALES:      Small     Medium     Large       XL         XXL

Chest (to fit)                         8/10         10/12        12/14      14/16      16/18